One time RoboHen's mom flew in her plane and landed on RoboHen's hideout and then she went through the entrance. First thing she did was pull the lever that activated the entrance to the trap room, for RoboHen had a trap room in his hideout! And his book safe was in his trap room... that's where he keeps all of his stolen books. He loves to steal books! The books have treasure maps or machine maps in them because RoboHen's mom's grandmother put the maps in the books. So RoboHen doesn't read the books.
When RoboHen's mom got to the first trap, which was a laser trap, she made a hole in the ceiling and then she climbed through the hole and used her laser tracker so she would know when she could get back down to the floor. And then when she got down to the floor, she then used her screwdriver to unscrew the lid on the metal case with the energy bolt on it. Then she flicked off the switches that said "L One," then "L Two," all the way up to "L Ten." Then she continued on to the next trap, which was the chainsaw trap.
The way she did the chainsaw trap was she dug a hole in the ceiling again, except it was a bigger hole, and then she used her chainsaw tracker so she would know when she could get back on the floor. Then she used her screwdriver to unscrew the lid on the box which said, "Energy Bolt Two." And when RoboHen's mom finished unscrewing that box, RoboHen flew in his plane all the way to the spot where RoboHen's mom was, and then he used his jackhammer to make a hole in the ground. He climbed down into the trap room and quickly stole the lid off the cage. Then he took the energy bolt off the lid of the metal cage and threw the energy bolt at the chainsaw trap and the laser trap to make the traps turn on again! But then RoboHen's mom used her grappling hook to grab the energy bolt back and used it to turn the traps back off again.
And then when she got to the other traps, it was the popcorn trap, so she dug a hole underneath the trap, so she used her popcorn tracker... Then she unscrewed the box that said "Energy Bolt Three." Then she flicked off the switches that said "T One," "T Two," all the way up to "T Ten." The T stands for "Trap."
And then RoboHen's mom got to the last trap, which was the - oh me, oh my - the ALARM trap, which does sound an alarm, and it also makes a wall out of leaves blocking the way if you step on the button. And then RoboHen's mom walked really carefully across the floor. One time she did hit a button, but RoboHen didn't see the light flash, so she got to the book safe. She entered the secret code and then...
She got her books back! Then she left her books in the safe and used her ladder to climb up the power box which would turn off RoboHen's whole entire hideout. But that one was much harder to turn off... It needed a grappling hook!
The next story will be called, "RoboHen's Mom Deactivates the Ultimate Power Box."
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Friday, July 6, 2012
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RoboHen Takes Over the World, Part 1 (of 30)
Once RoboHen and his assistants hit the ground after they escaped from jail, they saw RoboHen's mom chasing them. RoboHen quickly used his grappling hook to hit the button to open the secret entrance to his hideout, and then he and all of his assistants quickly ran into his hideout. Then RoboHen pushed the green button inside his hideout to close the secret door so his mom couldn't come in, because the hideout was only for bad things.
But then his mom came racing toward the door, and she noticed that the post holding the red button to RoboHen's hideout was gone because the green button could also make the post go down into his hideout. RoboHen's mom was so angry that she found her chainsaw and started to saw the trap door. But the green button also made a spring go to the bottom of the door, and once RoboHen's mom finished sawing, she sprang up into the air. RoboHen quickly lowered the spring and climbed up his ladder and repaired the trap door.
RoboHen's mom thought of another idea. She secretly ran to another place in the grass and used her chainsaw to saw that because she had a map of RoboHen's hideout. When she finished sawing the hole, she used her grappling hook to hit the red button, and then the trap door opened. She came rushing rushing rushing to the trap door, but RoboHen caught her with his spy cameras, and he pushed the green button to close the trap door and lower the button again. RoboHen pulled the lever to release a hundred propellers flying out of the hideout, and the only way to open the door again was to grab every single propeller and return it to the secret computer inside RoboHen's hideout. But RoboHen's mom knew where the secret computer was, so she ran to the ground above it and dug a hole, and then secretly used her grabbing machine to grab every single one of those propellers. She threw them at the computer.
RoboHen was so mad that he released a flock of Angry Birds. But RoboHen's mom knew what to do. She used her grappling hook to hit the big green button on RoboHen's computer, and all the Angry Birds fell to the ground, because they were just robot Angry Birds. Then RoboHen quickly jumped into the hole because he was super dooper flooper angry. He made an elevator catch his mom and carry her back to the ground. He used his giant ladder to climb up to the hole and repair it, and put some grass on it to disguise it.
But then his mom came racing toward the door, and she noticed that the post holding the red button to RoboHen's hideout was gone because the green button could also make the post go down into his hideout. RoboHen's mom was so angry that she found her chainsaw and started to saw the trap door. But the green button also made a spring go to the bottom of the door, and once RoboHen's mom finished sawing, she sprang up into the air. RoboHen quickly lowered the spring and climbed up his ladder and repaired the trap door.
RoboHen's mom thought of another idea. She secretly ran to another place in the grass and used her chainsaw to saw that because she had a map of RoboHen's hideout. When she finished sawing the hole, she used her grappling hook to hit the red button, and then the trap door opened. She came rushing rushing rushing to the trap door, but RoboHen caught her with his spy cameras, and he pushed the green button to close the trap door and lower the button again. RoboHen pulled the lever to release a hundred propellers flying out of the hideout, and the only way to open the door again was to grab every single propeller and return it to the secret computer inside RoboHen's hideout. But RoboHen's mom knew where the secret computer was, so she ran to the ground above it and dug a hole, and then secretly used her grabbing machine to grab every single one of those propellers. She threw them at the computer.
RoboHen was so mad that he released a flock of Angry Birds. But RoboHen's mom knew what to do. She used her grappling hook to hit the big green button on RoboHen's computer, and all the Angry Birds fell to the ground, because they were just robot Angry Birds. Then RoboHen quickly jumped into the hole because he was super dooper flooper angry. He made an elevator catch his mom and carry her back to the ground. He used his giant ladder to climb up to the hole and repair it, and put some grass on it to disguise it.
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
RoboHen's Mom's Surprise Birthday Party
Last night RoboHen escaped from Hen Headquarters and he sneaked out and away to his Beach RoboJet. He pushed the button in his hideout to make the floor that's holding the RoboJet go up to the top of the ground. Then he hopped in his Beach RoboJet and started to fly to the beach.
In the morning when his mom woke up, she was really surprised when she sneaked into Hen Headquarters and found that RoboHen was gone because he's always good on Saturdays except when there's a hen party. She quickly ran into her tree hideout and turned on her satellite. She asked her tree hideout where RoboHen was and it said, "RoboHen has flown away in his Beach RoboJet and I will not tell you any more!" (On the first day that RoboHen was born, he attached a machine to the satellite that would tell her only half of what she asked because RoboHen was really bad, even the first day he was born.) And then it made her Beach Tree Jet appear and take her halfway to the beach.
But when RoboHen's mom was about to take off, RoboHen was getting out his bad machine and attaching it to his Beach RoboJet. And then when RoboHen turned on his bad machine, RoboHen's mom was almost ready to walk across the sky to RoboHen's Beach RoboJet.
She quickly ran to the back of her Beach Tree Jet and she grabbed a plunger and a rope and she threw them to RoboHen's Beach RoboJet. She attached another plunger to the end of the rope and the other end of the rope to her Tree Jet so both jets would be chained together. Then she drilled a hole in her Beach Tree Jet and then she attached her bow and arrow to another rope and plunger and then she walked across the rope to RoboHen's Beach RoboJet.
Then she threw the plunger to her Tree Jet and the arrow hit the hole and they were even harder chained together and then she walked across across the rope back to her Tree Jet. And then she took out her super vision glasses because RoboHen's mom has super vision too, just like RoboHen... She was so mad one time that the consequence was that he was not allowed to have his super vision goggles until he learned to be good.
She saw a button that would land the Beach RoboJet and that was right when they were right above the beach, and RoboHen wanted to wait a little bit, but RoboHen's mom didn't. And then she used another one of her plungers and ropes and threw it into the plane and it hit the big red button. Then RoboHen was very mad. So mad that he quickly took the plunger and attached one of his bows and arrows to it and threw it out of his jet to his mom's Beach Tree Jet and he wanted it to touch a big green button on her jet to make the plungers and bows and arrows all fall off onto the ground. But it didn't hit the green button. It hit a big red button that made it land, too. When they landed, RoboHen's mom could not see RoboHen at all because his plane landed on the top of his ocean hideout.
Then he went into his ocean hideout and got out his Super Gadget and he asked it to turn into a RoboPhone and then he used the RoboPhone to call all his assistants and RoboBots so they could all come to the party.
Then a robot that looks just like RoboHen parachuted from an airplane and landed on the beach and then RoboHen's mom saw it and she chased after it because she thought it was the real RoboHen. Once it got to RoboHen's ocean hideout, RoboHen's mom didn't see anything at all except a plain old computer screen because RoboHen made lots of models of a computer screen. Then RoboHen and all his assistants and RoboBots all pulled levers and the levers made all of the model computer screens disappear and then RoboHen and all of his assistants and RoboBots yelled, "SURPRISE!"
In the morning when his mom woke up, she was really surprised when she sneaked into Hen Headquarters and found that RoboHen was gone because he's always good on Saturdays except when there's a hen party. She quickly ran into her tree hideout and turned on her satellite. She asked her tree hideout where RoboHen was and it said, "RoboHen has flown away in his Beach RoboJet and I will not tell you any more!" (On the first day that RoboHen was born, he attached a machine to the satellite that would tell her only half of what she asked because RoboHen was really bad, even the first day he was born.) And then it made her Beach Tree Jet appear and take her halfway to the beach.
But when RoboHen's mom was about to take off, RoboHen was getting out his bad machine and attaching it to his Beach RoboJet. And then when RoboHen turned on his bad machine, RoboHen's mom was almost ready to walk across the sky to RoboHen's Beach RoboJet.
She quickly ran to the back of her Beach Tree Jet and she grabbed a plunger and a rope and she threw them to RoboHen's Beach RoboJet. She attached another plunger to the end of the rope and the other end of the rope to her Tree Jet so both jets would be chained together. Then she drilled a hole in her Beach Tree Jet and then she attached her bow and arrow to another rope and plunger and then she walked across the rope to RoboHen's Beach RoboJet.
Then she threw the plunger to her Tree Jet and the arrow hit the hole and they were even harder chained together and then she walked across across the rope back to her Tree Jet. And then she took out her super vision glasses because RoboHen's mom has super vision too, just like RoboHen... She was so mad one time that the consequence was that he was not allowed to have his super vision goggles until he learned to be good.
She saw a button that would land the Beach RoboJet and that was right when they were right above the beach, and RoboHen wanted to wait a little bit, but RoboHen's mom didn't. And then she used another one of her plungers and ropes and threw it into the plane and it hit the big red button. Then RoboHen was very mad. So mad that he quickly took the plunger and attached one of his bows and arrows to it and threw it out of his jet to his mom's Beach Tree Jet and he wanted it to touch a big green button on her jet to make the plungers and bows and arrows all fall off onto the ground. But it didn't hit the green button. It hit a big red button that made it land, too. When they landed, RoboHen's mom could not see RoboHen at all because his plane landed on the top of his ocean hideout.
Then he went into his ocean hideout and got out his Super Gadget and he asked it to turn into a RoboPhone and then he used the RoboPhone to call all his assistants and RoboBots so they could all come to the party.
Then a robot that looks just like RoboHen parachuted from an airplane and landed on the beach and then RoboHen's mom saw it and she chased after it because she thought it was the real RoboHen. Once it got to RoboHen's ocean hideout, RoboHen's mom didn't see anything at all except a plain old computer screen because RoboHen made lots of models of a computer screen. Then RoboHen and all his assistants and RoboBots all pulled levers and the levers made all of the model computer screens disappear and then RoboHen and all of his assistants and RoboBots yelled, "SURPRISE!"
Monday, May 28, 2012
RoboHen Escapes
The first thing RoboHen did is he took out his chainsaw and he sawed the cage bars out and then he ran down the tube into his mom's hideout. He pushed a big green button and it opened up the jail slide so he and his assistants could get free of the jail.
After that, he noticed his mom at the bottom of the slide and she was really angry. She quickly ran up into her hideout and took out a red button from her pocket and she pushed it, and a giant vacuum vacuumed up RoboHen and his assistants back into the jail. Then it vacuumed up the tube slide. It broke up into trillions of pieces. The thing that RoboHen did next was he took out his chainsaw and he sawed a wall of the jail off. He got into the jail that his assistant BadBoHen was in and asked him to give him his Super Building Machine. Then RoboHen used the building machine to build another tube slide and build a big green button. He gave his giant wire to his holding machine and then he could have the holding machine carry the wire to the green button.
Then he asked his holding machine to carry the other end of the wire to the big red button, and then when RoboHen pushed the big green button, it also activated the big red button, and the big red button dropped a super power saw. Then RoboHen took the power saw and he sawed a hole through all of the parts of the jail and led his assistants down the tube and out of the hideout again.
After that, he noticed his mom at the bottom of the slide and she was really angry. She quickly ran up into her hideout and took out a red button from her pocket and she pushed it, and a giant vacuum vacuumed up RoboHen and his assistants back into the jail. Then it vacuumed up the tube slide. It broke up into trillions of pieces. The thing that RoboHen did next was he took out his chainsaw and he sawed a wall of the jail off. He got into the jail that his assistant BadBoHen was in and asked him to give him his Super Building Machine. Then RoboHen used the building machine to build another tube slide and build a big green button. He gave his giant wire to his holding machine and then he could have the holding machine carry the wire to the green button.
Then he asked his holding machine to carry the other end of the wire to the big red button, and then when RoboHen pushed the big green button, it also activated the big red button, and the big red button dropped a super power saw. Then RoboHen took the power saw and he sawed a hole through all of the parts of the jail and led his assistants down the tube and out of the hideout again.
Thursday, May 24, 2012
RoboHen's Mom's Machines (Continued)
Then RoboHen's mom's hundred-and-one-things machine flew out of RoboHen's hideout and back into her hideout. Then RoboHen pulled the lever in his hideout to make his mom go flying into the air. But luckily, RoboHen's mom still had the microphone and when she was in the air, she called the hundred-and-one-things machine and it came back again and it caught RoboHen's mom just in time before she fell to the ground. And then it took her back into her tree hideout.
Now we will talk about RoboHen's mom's throwing machine that throws stuff at RoboHen. She tells it to throw things, like bouncy balls, swim goggles, and a giant cup of water, and they say, "Listen! Listen! Listen!" to RoboHen. This time she asked it to throw an enormous cup of water that was like a trillion feet tall and a trillion feet long. It was humongous-ujungous.
And then RoboHen was so mad that he turned on his throwing machine and everything that his throwing machine throws says, "Be bad! Be bad! Be bad! Be bad!" This time it threw a gigantic cup of water at his mom and it was a billion feet tall and a billion feet long. That's more than a zillion.
The next machine is called a cutting machine. That's a gigantic pair of scissors that goes, "Cut! Cut! Cut!" She uses that to cut ropes that hold traps in place to trap RoboHen so he can't be bad. This time it cut a rope that's attached to a lever that makes a giant cave for RoboHen and makes him fall into a river that leads to his mom's tree hideout. And then RoboHen's mom hopped into her tree motorcycle and then she rode it back to her hideout and after RoboHen came to her tree hideout she put him into the elevator and put him into her hideout jail until he learned to be good. But he knows how to escape.
Now we will talk about RoboHen's mom's throwing machine that throws stuff at RoboHen. She tells it to throw things, like bouncy balls, swim goggles, and a giant cup of water, and they say, "Listen! Listen! Listen!" to RoboHen. This time she asked it to throw an enormous cup of water that was like a trillion feet tall and a trillion feet long. It was humongous-ujungous.
And then RoboHen was so mad that he turned on his throwing machine and everything that his throwing machine throws says, "Be bad! Be bad! Be bad! Be bad!" This time it threw a gigantic cup of water at his mom and it was a billion feet tall and a billion feet long. That's more than a zillion.
The next machine is called a cutting machine. That's a gigantic pair of scissors that goes, "Cut! Cut! Cut!" She uses that to cut ropes that hold traps in place to trap RoboHen so he can't be bad. This time it cut a rope that's attached to a lever that makes a giant cave for RoboHen and makes him fall into a river that leads to his mom's tree hideout. And then RoboHen's mom hopped into her tree motorcycle and then she rode it back to her hideout and after RoboHen came to her tree hideout she put him into the elevator and put him into her hideout jail until he learned to be good. But he knows how to escape.
Thursday, May 17, 2012
RoboHen's Mom's Machines
"Jackson, does RoboHen's mom have a lot of patience?"
"No, she doesn't have any patience."
"Does she yell at RoboHen when she's frustrated?"
"No! She has a yelling machine."
YELL YELL YELL! YELL YELL YELL!
That's RoboHen's mom's yelling machine. It's so loud that it breaks the glass that RoboHen is standing on and then he falls into his mom's washing machine but then the glass comes back on. Whenever RoboHen's mom is angry with RoboHen she turns on the yelling machine so that it yells and RoboHen cannot hear himself.
Now I will tell about her building machine. It builds lots of things. Whenever RoboHen's mom is angry, after she turns on her yelling machine, if RoboHen is not standing on glass, she turns on her building machine, and it builds stuff to stop RoboHen from doing his mischief. Always RoboHen is doing something, like attaching his bad machine to his Robojet, when she activates her yelling machine. So that time it built lots of ginormous houses inside RoboHen's hideout... But he doesn't want any houses in his hideout. RoboHen has his own yelling machine, and he turned it on to make RoboHen's mom not hear herself. It yelled so loud that the metal that was holding one of the cages inside RoboHen's hideout broke and the cage fell on RoboHen's mom! She became so angry that she took the key for her hundred-and-one-things machine out of her pocket and she put it in the keyhole of the cage because the key can open any lock, and it can even turn on the hundred-and-one-things machine and open its secret compartments.
And then if RoboHen still is bad, his mom uses the key to find one of the secret compartments in RoboHen's hideout that is supposed to be attached to her hundred-and-one-things-machine because last time RoboHen's giant robot took off the secret compartment and all of its special features with its extremely long arms and put it anywhere in the world. It could be anywhere.
And then RoboHen's mom used her key to open the secret compartment and then she found the secret microphone that can call her hundred-and-one-things machine and then she spoke into the microphone: "Come come come right away and meet me in RoboHen's hideout!"
And then RoboHen's mom's hundred-and-one-things machine said, "Okay!" and then it zooped and flew into RoboHen's hideout and then RoboHen's mom used her toolbox to attach the secret compartment back to her hundred-and-one-things machine and then she attached the key to its incredibly long arm. It's as long as the sun - superlong!
To be continued...
"No, she doesn't have any patience."
"Does she yell at RoboHen when she's frustrated?"
"No! She has a yelling machine."
YELL YELL YELL! YELL YELL YELL!
That's RoboHen's mom's yelling machine. It's so loud that it breaks the glass that RoboHen is standing on and then he falls into his mom's washing machine but then the glass comes back on. Whenever RoboHen's mom is angry with RoboHen she turns on the yelling machine so that it yells and RoboHen cannot hear himself.
Now I will tell about her building machine. It builds lots of things. Whenever RoboHen's mom is angry, after she turns on her yelling machine, if RoboHen is not standing on glass, she turns on her building machine, and it builds stuff to stop RoboHen from doing his mischief. Always RoboHen is doing something, like attaching his bad machine to his Robojet, when she activates her yelling machine. So that time it built lots of ginormous houses inside RoboHen's hideout... But he doesn't want any houses in his hideout. RoboHen has his own yelling machine, and he turned it on to make RoboHen's mom not hear herself. It yelled so loud that the metal that was holding one of the cages inside RoboHen's hideout broke and the cage fell on RoboHen's mom! She became so angry that she took the key for her hundred-and-one-things machine out of her pocket and she put it in the keyhole of the cage because the key can open any lock, and it can even turn on the hundred-and-one-things machine and open its secret compartments.
And then if RoboHen still is bad, his mom uses the key to find one of the secret compartments in RoboHen's hideout that is supposed to be attached to her hundred-and-one-things-machine because last time RoboHen's giant robot took off the secret compartment and all of its special features with its extremely long arms and put it anywhere in the world. It could be anywhere.
And then RoboHen's mom used her key to open the secret compartment and then she found the secret microphone that can call her hundred-and-one-things machine and then she spoke into the microphone: "Come come come right away and meet me in RoboHen's hideout!"
And then RoboHen's mom's hundred-and-one-things machine said, "Okay!" and then it zooped and flew into RoboHen's hideout and then RoboHen's mom used her toolbox to attach the secret compartment back to her hundred-and-one-things machine and then she attached the key to its incredibly long arm. It's as long as the sun - superlong!
To be continued...
Sunday, May 13, 2012
RoboHen's Giant Robot
"RoboHen is taking your glasses to Hen Headquarters! He needs the glass from your glasses to make his giant robot!"
RoboHen is going to take the glass from inside everyone in the world's glasses to make his giant robot's glasses. The robot is going to look like his assistant, because his assistant has glasses.
As soon as RoboHen gets back to Hen Headquarters, he turns on his machine that takes the glass out of the glasses without breaking the glass. Once RoboHen finishes doing that, then he takes all the glass parts and he uses his ginormous hot glue gun and he glues them together to make giant pieces of glass shaped like an oval. Then he uses all of the things that hold the glasses onto your ears and hot glues those together. And then he hot glues the glass to the things that hold the glasses onto your ears. Then RoboHen uses his giant crane to lift the glasses onto his robot's ears.
Then RoboHen pulls lots of levers and pushes lots of buttons to make the robot have propellers and fly out of Hen Headquarters so he can use his super powers to take over the world!
RoboHen is going to take the glass from inside everyone in the world's glasses to make his giant robot's glasses. The robot is going to look like his assistant, because his assistant has glasses.
As soon as RoboHen gets back to Hen Headquarters, he turns on his machine that takes the glass out of the glasses without breaking the glass. Once RoboHen finishes doing that, then he takes all the glass parts and he uses his ginormous hot glue gun and he glues them together to make giant pieces of glass shaped like an oval. Then he uses all of the things that hold the glasses onto your ears and hot glues those together. And then he hot glues the glass to the things that hold the glasses onto your ears. Then RoboHen uses his giant crane to lift the glasses onto his robot's ears.
Then RoboHen pulls lots of levers and pushes lots of buttons to make the robot have propellers and fly out of Hen Headquarters so he can use his super powers to take over the world!
Sunday, April 29, 2012
Introducing RoboHen
RoboHen is the imaginary hen that we like to talk about a lot - almost every day. RoboHen lives in two places - at the top of Nana's house and at the bottom of our house. RoboHen's house is underground, and his mom lives there. Usually RoboHen lives at Hen Headquarters, but he just visits his houses sometimes. Hen Headquarters is only for bad hens.
RoboHen eats at different restaurants every night. As soon as he eats at the same restaurant sixty times, he goes on to a different restaurant. Once he eats at all the restaurants in the whole entire town, he moves to a different town.
RoboHen has no brothers and sisters, but he has an assistant who is bad just like him.
RoboHen eats at different restaurants every night. As soon as he eats at the same restaurant sixty times, he goes on to a different restaurant. Once he eats at all the restaurants in the whole entire town, he moves to a different town.
RoboHen has no brothers and sisters, but he has an assistant who is bad just like him.
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